When Someone Hands You a Booger

If someone ever hands you a booger, you have to ask yourself:
* Whose nose did this booger come from?
* Why is this person giving ME this booger?
* Do I really want the booger to wind up on the window of my new car?
* Since the booger has come from someone I made, is it really my responsibility to dispose of it?

And then you find yourself wondering what to do with someone else's booger.